My eyes naturally shot open around 8:45am. The first thing that came to mind is the usual (well.. the usual for quarantine time at least)...

Ahh yes. The holidays. We, my dear, are in full swing of the them. We probably just gained a few pounds from Thanksgiving. (Or is that...

Pitiful; if you look up the definition to that word, you'll find that it means very small, or poor. And on the contrary, we have the word...